Milka what?!?!

I can't believe I've never seen this commercial before.

It is too funny!

The reason I heard about it is because Lindsay Lohan is suing e-Trade saying they're using her name and wants the ad pulled.

Yeah, whatever Lindsay. We all know you're not a milkaholic.

You're an alcoholic and drug addict.

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Can You Say Swollen?

My poor little boy!!

I went to see the horses today after work and Sunny's, now empty scrotal sac, is super swollen!!

And tender.

When I saw how swollen he was, I tried to touch him.

He tried to kick me.

And boy is he pissed at me! The whole time I was out there he was giving me dirty looks, putting his ears back at me and tried repeatedly to kick me.

I honestly didn't think he'd hold a grudge. He's a horse, they don't remember things like that. Or so I thought.

And of course, I took a picture.

Did you expect anything less?

He actually looks like he has balls now!

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Not A Boy, Will Never Be A Man

Remember this little guy?

Believe it or not he will be one year old in a little over a month.

It's hard to imagine that one year ago I was waiting and waiting (and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting) for him to be born.

Over the past few weeks though my sweet little boy has started becoming increasingly aggressive. Not so much towards me (he knows better than to mess with me!) but with the owner of the property and with the other horses out where I keep him.

So I decided the time had come to have him castrated.

If I had my own property I probably would have kept him a stallion and used him as a stud because he's such a good looking horse. But sadly that wasn't an option.

Yesterday was the big day.

Sunny must have known he was coming because the vet had a hard time finding his testicles. He drew them up pretty far into himself!

The whole procedure only took about 10 minutes.

Small incision, push the ball through the hole, cut, throw testicle over shoulder, repeat.

Some people think I'm crazy, but I took pictures.

And of course I thought y'all might be interested in seeing them too!

Before

After

Still out...

My poor drugged, hungover baby!

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Another Celebrity Sighting In Utah

We had a patient come in to the office today and he looked so familiar to me but I couldn't think of who he reminded me of.

I'm surprised I was able to concentrate on what he was saying because I was trying so hard to place him.

Then it hit me. He looks just like a guy I've seen in the movie Whipped.

The guy that plays the chubby, homely, married guy with the weird voice.

I couldn't find a clip of just him but he is in this trailer a little bit.

By the way, if you want to see a funny movie, then rent this one. It's pretty good.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2148664089/

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Friday Giggle

I found these videos recently while perusing YouTube the other day and I love them!

So here's your Friday giggle!

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Kids Say The Darndest Things

This little girl is my niece and she is the sunshine of my life right now.

She makes me laugh every day, even when I think I have nothing to laugh about.

I wanted to share a few of the things she has said during the time I've been here in Utah with her.

Just last night she was crawling under my legs while I was sitting on the couch. She put her head between my legs and said "I smell somping". Hmmm, well that can't be good.

Then immediately she says "It smells like ice cream!" "Marshmallow ice cream!"

Good to know my nether region smells like marshmallow ice cream. I'll have to work that in on dates somehow.

Then later we were throwing a nerf type ball back and forth and says "Aunt Bobbi, were playing throw!"

Oh and earlier she was chasing her brother around the kitchen and my dog Taylor got in her way. She points at Taylor and says "Outta my way son!"

I have no idea where she gets some of this stuff.

And this is my favorite.

I have a bit of a potty mouth. I try to watch it around the kids but apparently I haven't been very good at it.

A couple of months ago my 120 pound dog Buck knocked her over. All the times before she would scream and cry but not this time. After he knocked her over, she stood up, looked at me and said "Son of a bitch!" That my phrase of choice, can you tell?

I couldn't help it, I started laughing. Hard.

Lord, I love that little girl.

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My Online Dating Experiences...So Far

I think you all know that my boss set me up a profile on an online dating site a while ago.

I have been talking to a couple of decent sounding and looking men.

That's because all the others are goofy.

I've lost count of how many men that responded to my ad but there have only been a few I've thought worth pursuing.

These are some of the men that have shown an interest in me that I have decided NOT to talk with.

There were some others I wanted to show you but I wasn't able to post them for some reason.

Go to photobucket.com to see all the guys.

One of them even thought he might impress me by using a lot of medical terms. It didn't work.

Lord help me!

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