I brought this young 20 year old girl back to the exam room and asked her why we were seeing her. She said she needed a refill on her headache medicine and "Oh yeah, I think I might have genital warts".
You'd think she wouldn't want a refill, then she could say she couldn't have sex (without protection) because she had a headache.
But, whatever.
Anyway, so I go in the room with doc so he can examine her and as I'm watching him, I'm trying to suppress my laughter. He's got this look of extreme concentration on his face, then it turns to confusion.
He tells her, "Boy you had me convinced I was going to see something horrible when I came in here and I don't see anything".
"WHAT?!" she screams.
"You don't see anything?".
"No", he tells her.
She becomes hysterical saying she knows there's bumps down there, she's seen them and she can feel them.
"There's hundreds of them!".
"They're everywhere! On my lips, on my clit, even inside! Didn't you see them on my clit?!"
To which he replies, "Well, I didn't really look at your clit".
I about peed my pants.
8 comments:
BWAAAHHAAAA!! that little tramp did not say that?! holy crap, that's priceless!!!
I....don't....even know what to say. I'm so embarrassed for her.
The day I say 'clit' to any doctor is after I've married him and we're on our honeymoon and he ain't gettin' the job done.
So...did he look? lol! ; )
Wow. Think she'll ever come back?
OMG, I'm dying here. And I so DO NOT envy your job. But I do have a funny to add to your story. I worked with this girl (very sweet, but SO NAIVE). She is Chinese, and her mother and her never had 'talks' about girl parts or sex or anything like that. So one day she is telling me that she went to the doctor because she had a zit 'down there' and she tried to pick it off and it wouldn't pop or come off. Well, needless to say the doctor had to explain that it wasn't a zit, it was her clit. TRUE STORY- I SWEAR! After that day we nicknamed her Debbie Duh (her name is Debbie) and thankfully she could also laugh at herself!
Um, yeah....no words for that.
Oh my gosh, this is the funniest story ever. I'm over from SITS on your special day and already have looked this far into your older posts. You're funny... I'll be following now, thanks! :)
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