For my birthday, Connie gave me a great present. A boyfriend.
Well, a grow your own boyfriend.
She knows how hard it is for me to find a real boyfriend, so she thought I could skip all the getting to know you shit and just grow my own ready made boyfriend.
Meet Jack.
I had originally named him Edward, but after a few days he started looking a little "light in the loafers" if you know what I mean, so I changed his name to Jack.
Connie tried to help find something to grow him in. I found a tall glass, Connie showed up with a wide vase. I told her to put that away, otherwise he would grow out, not up and I didn't want a fat boyfriend.
Here is Jack's transformation.
He wouldn't stand up so we had to threaten him with a knife.
This is where he started to look a little "hey girlfriend!"
Just Jack
Wouldn't you know his 6 pack is starting to disappear, he must be comfortable with me.
The only bad thing is I think Jack really is a little light in the loafers so I guess I'll have to settle for him being my gay boyfriend and resume my search for a real one.
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A gay boyfriend will be your best boyfriend/girlfriend for LIFE. Don't take Jack for granted. :-)
I've loved having jack's company the last couple weeks....I'm going to miss him when he isn't growing in that glass anymore.
Haha! I got one of those for my birthday, before I met my man. I think I put him in a bowl because I like a little meat on a guy's bones. But you're right, a little skimpy in the 'package' department.
I love "hey girlfriend!" That pose is hilarious.
"started to look a little 'hey girlfriend'."
TOO funny.
Ogden has got to be loaded with single boys for you!! Jack is no Edward that is for sure!
hahaaaaa i love it!and i'm doing my just jack from will and grace face right now!
Hmmm, I think a real boyfriend might be a little cozier to snuggle with :)
lol! My bestie bought me one of these for my birthday when my real boyfriend was being a bit of a dick. I can't remember what I did to my make believe boyf, I wonder if he is lying around somewhere!
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God you are funny. :)
You make me smile.
I especially like the "we had to threaten him with a knife."
LOL!
That is too funny! I want one! :o)
The nice thing is, when you get tired of him you can sit him in the sun and then put him in the drawer for a while, atleast till he gets his act together.
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