Here's another installment of Doctor's Office Humor!
On Monday I was bringing a woman back and I asked her to step on the scale. She slapped my arm and says "GURL!! I know you didn't just ask me to get on that scale right after Thanksgiving!" I laughed and let her slide this time, but all the way to the exam room, she kept hitting me!
A few weeks ago, I was bringing a little girl back for a flu shot. She looked at me and said "please shoot me softly." I smiled and said "Ok pumpkin, I'll do my best to shoot you softly."
She then tells me, "I'm not a pumpkin." So I ask if she's a princess. (In my sister's house, that's the next logical progression)
"No", she tells me. "I'm a little girl."
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12 comments:
I love your job!!
Aww cute. x
That's one honest little girl.
Too cute!
I'm gonna slap you where you get home.
Why didn't you tell them about your experience at the Chinese restaurant last night?
LOVE these posts!!!
The one who yelled GURLLLL... she's be my best friend! :)
I want to hear about the Chinese restaurant!
That little girl is one smart cookie. And I'd have told that woman, "Don't slap me just because you pigged out on Turkey Day." ; )
hahaaa! guuuuuuuuuuurllll...and where are you woman? you're mia!!
Lol. That was too funny. I'll have to try that at my doctor's office with the scale!
Yeah, what happened at the Chinese restaurant??
How cool that you have a blog-worthy job!
L.O.V.E. it. I have had so many great/interesting moments at that scale. Oh how getting weighed brings out another side of people...
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