The Slumbering Beast Awakes!

Connie and I were watching tv the other day and we saw a funny commercial for the Target 2 day sale. Then she got the brilliant idea to watch them via YouTube on her Apple TV.

It was then that we saw all the different ads Target had for their 2 day sale. And then we saw the most hilarious one of them all!

It reminded us of each other. She's a morning person and I'm so not.

So I thought I'd share the video with you all. I'm the brunette and Connie is the blonde.

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My Christmas Wish Vlog

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Happy Thanksgiving

May your stuffing be tasty,

May your turkey be plump,

May your potatoes and gravy have never a lump.

May your yams be delicious,

And your pies take the prize,

And may your Thanksgiving dinner

Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

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Wordless Wednesday: Ebony And Ivory, Living Together In Perfect Harmony

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It's Britney Bitch

I love Britney Spears. I always have. Well, not always.

When she married K-Fed, something changed and I lost respect for her and I, like just about everyone else wanted to see her fail.

I was laughing when she got photographed repeatedly not wearing underwear, I was applauding when she got fat (and stayed fat) after her pregnancies and I was cheering when she went bat shit crazy and shaved her head.

But.

That all changed when she was taken from her home via ambulance. The photos of her in the back of the ambulance were disturbing. I finally felt sorry for her was was genuinely concerned for her.

After that, I was rooting for Britney and hoping for a comeback.

Her CD, Blackout was a hit but she was still a little looney (and chubby).

But along comes Circus and Britney is back and I'm loving it and her!

She looks great. She finally looks happy and healthy again!

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She Works Hard For The Money..... Eh Eh, Eh Eh

I just wanted to let you all know why I haven't been commenting much on your blogs or even blogging myself.

It's because it's my week to work 10 hour days. I don't get off work until 7pm and I live almost an hour away from my job. So the only I want to do when I get home is grab a bite to eat and collapse.

But don't fret my friends, I'll be back to blogging and commenting next week!

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You Say Obsessed Like It's A Bad Thing

Oh Edward, how I LOVE you!!

So yesterday at work, we were eating lunch and one of my co-workers asked me if I was going to see New Moon this weekend. Um...YEAH!!! Of course!

Except I told her that I might wait and go when I have a day off during the week.

Now before you go all crazy on me and wonder why I'm not going to the midnight showing this Thursday, let me explain.

First- I have to work on Friday and I like my sleep.

Second- I don't have anyone to go with.

Third- I don't want to be the sad, pathetic, 34 year old woman seeing New Moon all by herself, surrounded by annoying, screaming tweens and teens. (Now don't get me wrong, I'm going, just probably not right away)

After I said that, she asked me if I was going to bring my doll. She of course was referencing my pocket Edward.

Yep, I'm bringing him.

So then my doctor pipes up and is surprised that I have an Edward doll. I could've sworn I showed her the pictures from Vegas where Edward accompanied me. Apparently not.

So I show her the pictures I have on my phone of me and pocket Edward and she informs me that I am just wrong and that I am in serious need of a man.

And that it will now be her mission to find one for me.

All I can say is good luck, because I sure haven't had any luck finding one myself.

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Marilyn Monday

I love Marilyn Monroe. If anyone ever asks me that question about who you'd like to have dinner with, dead or alive, I always choose her.

She was such a classic beauty and so misunderstood. All she ever wanted was to be loved and people took advantage of that.

And most people don't know how smart she really was.

So here's to Marilyn.

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Doctor's Office Humor-Quotes

The things patients tell me or just the things they say in passing are enough to make me pee my pants on a fairly regular basis.

I'm going to start keeping a list of all the funny quotes patients say to me and post them on a monthly basis. Sooner if I get enough.

But I wanted to share these two with you because they are pretty funny.

I was bringing a patient back and told him to step on the scale. His wife quickly put up a magazine to hide the numbers and told him to guess his weight.

He guessed 181. She pulled the mag down and said in her Jersey accent: "186, you cookie eatin' bastard!"

Another patient was telling me about her headache. She said " if I cough it feels like my brain is going to explode out of my head. If I had a brain, but I don't because I work at Walmart."

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Wordless Wednesday

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Vlog: Visit With The Horses

As you all know, Heather and Sunny arrived on Wednesday! I had posted some pictures of them, but it was night time and the lighting wasn't great so you couldn't see just how gorgeous my horses really are.

I wanted to take Connie and her family out to see them so the kids could get up close and personal with them.

This is our trip out to see them.

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My Babies Are Home!!

I'm so excited to announce that my babies are back home with me!

Heather and Sunny arrived this evening and I was so happy to see them! Heather nickered at me when I called her name while she was still in the trailer but I couldn't tell if it was because she was happy to see me or if she just wanted the hell out of the trailer.

They are only 4 miles from me and they have one other horse there for added company.

Now all I need are my kitties and my little animal family will be complete again.

Heather

Heather and Sunny checking out their new place

My beautiful girl Heather

My handsome boy Sunny

Their new pal "Tater"

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Lolcats And Loldogs

One of the girls at work today was bored and when I walked past her computer I noticed she was looking at pictures of lolcats.

They also have loldogs.

I LOVE these pictures!

Enjoy!

These pictures came from www.icanhascheezburger.com and www.ihasahotdog.com.

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