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Friday, December 25, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
She Said A Mouthful!
This evening I was sitting watching the movie He's Just Not That Into You.
My little niece walks in and asks me what I'm watching. I tell her that I'm watching a movie called He's Just Not That Into You and it's the story of Aunt Bobbi's life.
She looks at me and says, "I like that!"
Yeah, thanks little one.
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Friday, December 18, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
All I Wanted Was A Picture!
I was wanting to make a picture Christmas card this year and put pics of me and my dogs and me and my horses on it, but that's not going to happen.
I may just have to stick to me and the horses and or just send our regular ones.
Did you know getting dogs to pose for pictures is as hard as it is to get kids to pose for pictures?
Well it is, maybe even more difficult.
I tried to have Connie take a picture of me and the dogs in front of the tree in their cute little reindeer ears.
Yeah, that so did not happen.
As soon as Taylor saw me with the antlers in my hands, she took off running. She really hates it when I dress her up in anything.
Buck though could care less. He lets me do anything I want to him.
I sat him in front of the tree and put the antlers on his head and went to go get Taylor.
I had to pull her by her neck to the tree and wouldn't you know, she escaped!
So I went to go wrangle her up and this time I had to carry her to the tree. As soon as I put her down she went to run but I wrapped my arms around her and wrestled her to the ground.
All the while, Connie is laughing her ass off, not helping. Buck thought Taylor was playing a game and was chasing her around every time she ran.
I finally got her to the tree, put her antlers on and of course she lays down and rolls over so we can't take her picture.
I decided to give up and just have her stay laying down, Buck sat next to me looking around like a big goober and I was sweating and huffing and puffing from chasing and wrestling a 50 pound dog.
Yeah, those pictures turned out shitty!
But it was funny so here's my attempt at a Christmas picture.
Here I am calling to her
Had just put her down after carrying her to the tree
Trying to escape...thinking Connie might help her
Sitting behind Connie, trying to hide
Wrestling with her trying to get her to sit
Look at that mad face
See my death grip on her!
Buck looking like a goober and Taylor pleading with me to let her go!
This is the only halfway decent picture
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Friday, December 11, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
A Boyfriend For Christmas
If my doctor has anything to do with it, I just might get a boyfriend for Christmas.
I'll explain.
I think I've told you all that my doctor is concerned about my silly (her words, not mine) Edward obsession and has told me on many occasions that I need a man.
Well, she finally took matters into her own hands.
Today, right before lunch she started asking me random questions. What's my email address? What color are my eyes? How tall am I?
I didn't really think too much about it until she asked me my income.
When she asked me that, I turned around and asked her what the hell she was doing?!
It was then I noticed on her computer screen an online dating service questionnaire.
Oh. My. God.
After lunch, she finished the questionnaire and then proceeded to look at the eligible men in the Salt Lake area. She even took it upon herself to "flirt" with some of them.
Luckily for me she has pretty good taste in men. There was one though that was... not so great. But for the most part she did pretty good. But. She didn't look at their profiles, she only looked at their pictures!
So she "flirted" with a bunch of smokers and I don't like smokers.
When I got home, I logged back on and it was then I realized that I had 33 responses!
And some of them were actually interesting and good looking to boot!
Since I can't have Edward, I just might get my second Christmas wish.
Addendum: I'm now up to 38.
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Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
GURL!!! (Doctor's Office Humor)
Here's another installment of Doctor's Office Humor!
On Monday I was bringing a woman back and I asked her to step on the scale. She slapped my arm and says "GURL!! I know you didn't just ask me to get on that scale right after Thanksgiving!" I laughed and let her slide this time, but all the way to the exam room, she kept hitting me!
A few weeks ago, I was bringing a little girl back for a flu shot. She looked at me and said "please shoot me softly." I smiled and said "Ok pumpkin, I'll do my best to shoot you softly."
She then tells me, "I'm not a pumpkin." So I ask if she's a princess. (In my sister's house, that's the next logical progression)
"No", she tells me. "I'm a little girl."
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