This little girl is my niece and she is the sunshine of my life right now.
She makes me laugh every day, even when I think I have nothing to laugh about.
I wanted to share a few of the things she has said during the time I've been here in Utah with her.
Just last night she was crawling under my legs while I was sitting on the couch. She put her head between my legs and said "I smell somping". Hmmm, well that can't be good.
Then immediately she says "It smells like ice cream!" "Marshmallow ice cream!"
Good to know my nether region smells like marshmallow ice cream. I'll have to work that in on dates somehow.
Then later we were throwing a nerf type ball back and forth and says "Aunt Bobbi, were playing throw!"
Oh and earlier she was chasing her brother around the kitchen and my dog Taylor got in her way. She points at Taylor and says "Outta my way son!"
I have no idea where she gets some of this stuff.
And this is my favorite.
I have a bit of a potty mouth. I try to watch it around the kids but apparently I haven't been very good at it.
A couple of months ago my 120 pound dog Buck knocked her over. All the times before she would scream and cry but not this time. After he knocked her over, she stood up, looked at me and said "Son of a bitch!" That my phrase of choice, can you tell?
I couldn't help it, I started laughing. Hard.
Lord, I love that little girl.
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Hmm...I wish my nether region smelled like ice cream. Too cute!
My potty mouth phrase of choice is 'God D@mn It!' Fortunately, my nieces/nephews haven't taken it up. Maybe when they're older. ; )
I love her I need her around here for make me laugh everyday! I'm sure your sister was not happy with her SOB comment probably wont go well in play group!
Just look at that dimple! Adorable.
She is a cutie and sounds like a real firecracker! how fun!
She's so cute and I bet you are the best aunt EVER!
Dear Frau....Bobbi and her potty mouth are the reason that Mallory has not been enrolled in any kind of preschool or been to a playgroup.
Lord help us when we have to take her to Kindergarten. We may have to home school her.....
What a stinkin' cutie!
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Oh my potty mouth has been getting the better of me lately, and it's coming out of my kids' mouths! Oy! Mallory is so adorable - and lucky to have her Aunt with her :)
HAHAHAAA!!! i can't wait for you to come visit, maybe my kids can teach YOU some new phrases!!
Son of a bitch that kid is hilarious.
She's such a cutie!
OMG! That last one was hilarious! You had ME laughing out loud with it!
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