Friday, January 1, 2010

My 2010 New Years Resolutions




So I finally came up with a list of resolutions. Last night. At like 11:30pm.
Maybe I should add to stop procrastinating to my list.

Anyhoo, here's my list.

  • To get breast implants.
  • To shop more.
  • To become BFF's with Kathy Griffin. Or Paris Hilton.
  • To get Anderson Cooper to love me.
  • If the above doesn't happen, then to find a rich husband. Or at the very least, a sugar daddy.


Although I would really love for those to happen, I know the possibility is very slim.

So here are my real (more plausible) resolutions.


  • To save more.
  • To travel more.
  • To do the things that make my happy. (and not listen to anyone who thinks I'm being silly, crazy or stupid)
  • To be the kind of person my dogs think I am.

Happy New Year everyone!
I hope this is your best year ever!


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10 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

Those are great resolutons. What kind of person do your dogs think you are?

J.J. in L.A. said...

I hope this is my best year ever too! And it will be if I can stay out of the hospital (now that I've said that, I have to go find some wood to knock on, lol!).

Happy New Year!!!

P.S. No resolutions about Edward???

Jessica said...

I LOVE the being the person your dogs think you are...and finding a rich hubby!

Happy New Year

Connie Weiss said...

I think you might have to grow a penis to have AC fall in love with you. Just sayin'

Hope you find a rich hubby!

Jennifer said...

happy New Year love...

Kelsey @ Seattle Smith's said...

What a fabulous list -- I am not sure I could handle being friends with Paris Hilton!

bernthis said...

Ditto on ALL of them.

Kristin said...

Ohhhhhhh, I've been wanting A Coop's attention for years. It hasn't happened yet. Sigh. Ah ha ha

Sassy Chica said...

love, love, love your list!!!
I hope all your hearts desires find you in 2010...skies the limit girlfriend, dream big, live large!!!

Smooches,
Sassy Chica

TRS said...

I concur with Connie. Sorry - Anderson Cooper ain't gonna happen - cause if he's straight.. I've had dibs on him since World News Overnight - in 1997!!