My arms hurt. My neck hurts. And I still have a headache.
Why you ask?
Because of this guy.
I'm not entirely sure but I'm guessing he weighs about 500 pounds. And I wrestled him this afternoon. He needs a lot of work so I'm trying to teach him some ground manners but he's having no part of it.
I thought that having his balls cut off would mellow him out a little bit. But instead it turned him into a vindictive, "I'm gonna git u sucka", pain in my ass.
I've decided that I need the work of a professional trainer. I wonder if Jessica Bern is available?
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Jessica Bern is multi-talented. She's my Jewish Life Coach so I'm sure she can help you with this situation.
Let's get her on a plane ASAP!
Wow, I really wish I could help you with this, but I have nothing to offer you - other than maybe some Motrin? Or the horse whisperer?
well, you know, I've got Teddy so well trained, as you know, that perhaps HE could come and calm your little horsey down.
Ouch! I would not want to be on the losing end of that wrestling match! Hope you feel better soon!
hmmmm well i'm no help in the horse department...but i am one heck of a neat trick dog trainer!! AND lady i'm waiting for your pet pic!!!! i wanna see what you come up with!!
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