Doctors Office Humor

So I've got some more funny stories from work to tell y'all.

Ok y'all, I've got some more work funnies for ya!


I asked a woman to get on the scale and she asked if she really had to. I told her that yes I did need a current weight on her, so she gets on the scale and says, "I didn't come in for a weight problem but I'm leaving with one".

The other day I was taking the blood pressure on a man and it was a little high, so I told him I'd recheck it again before he left because it might be lower after his visit. Before he left I went to check his BP again and he told me he thought he knew the reason why it was high the first time, he said it was because it always goes up when I good looking nurse takes it. I just giggled and he told me he wasn't kidding. I resumed taking his BP and it had indeed gone down, so I told him it was normal now and he said "yeah, that's because I was picturing you ugly".

And last but certainly not least.
A woman called wanting to be seen so the receptionist asked me if we would be able to see her for her problem. I asked what her problem was and she said "she coughed so hard she ruptured her belly button".
I starting laughing and asked again why she wanted to be seen. "Spacey" told me not to laugh at her, she was just repeating what the patient had told her. I told her I wasn't laughing at her, I was laughing at what she told me. She said that the patient was very concerned because she was in a lot of pain and very concerned that she had ruptured her belly button.

I told her that we could see her for her issue, and FYI, it's impossible to rupture your belly button.