Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I'm Turning Into Heidi Montag

Ok, so I've decided to have a little work done.

I'm lucky enough to work for a doctor that performs cosmetic procedures, so I get to have stuff done at a deep discount.
Remember last year when I got Botox? It was cheap! And I'm already addicted. I told doc that I needed it again and he told me to wait until a drug rep comes in to talk about his new Botox like product because he's getting 4 bottles for free and he'll use it on me and it will also be free for me!

I've been thinking about getting something else done and finally decided to bite the bullet and just do it. So this weekend I'm getting liposuction!
I had to giggle when I read the pre and post op instructions.

Before surgery I need to take my meds, take a shower and brush my teeth.

After surgery I need to wear both maxi pads and Depends. I thought it was maybe because I was going to shit myself because I would be so out of it but upon further reading, it's to collect the drainage.
I'm gonna look so hot, walking around with maxi pads taped to my body while strutting around in my Depends!

Don't worry, Connie is going to video tape me so you can expect a vlog next week of me all drugged up and loopy on meds.

6 comments:

Frau said...

So jealous...I need some sucking done! Can't wait to see video!! Good luck Diaper girl!

Alicia said...

shut your face! no you're not!! daaaaaang bobbi's gonna be looking all hot to trot!! :) i can't wait to hear all about it, you sexy beast!!

Connie Weiss said...

Bobbi....I'm done changing diapers...just so you know.

Eva Gallant said...

Good luck; I hope it goes well for you.

J.J. said...

If I had the option for lipo, I'd end up being 1/2 the woman I am now. Yes, it's THAT bad. lol!

I heard about a relative who had to postpone her May wedding because she went for Botox and was allergic to it. I don't know what she looked like, but it had to have been bad to put off her wedding. lol!

Good luck with the surgery!

bernthis said...

okay, that does sound sexy to be sure. I would have loved to have gotten some new boobs for me.