Confessions of a Massage Therapist Part Eleven

I started doing massage again since I've been back here in Dallas and I've already encountered an interesting fellow.

I saw this man for the first time last week. He requested back, legs and groin work.
Now in his defense he did have a valid reason for the groin work. Apparently quite a few years ago he had groin surgery due to a sports injury (and has the scars to prove it).

I've also been trained in working the groin, inner thigh and deep glute.  And honestly it's a nice to change to use my skills in this area instead of doing all Swedish massage.


Anyway, last week he was telling me about his injury/surgery and how he even lost a testicle due to the surgery.  I should have known at this point not to say anything but I didn't.  I say, really?  And he says, "yeah, see?" And proceeds to toss the towel to the side and show me his one nut.
I say, oh wow and continue what I'm doing.
I really, really don't understand why men insist on showing off their junk.  And why would you want to  show people, let alone a stranger, that you only have one testicle.
Did he think the one nut was going to turn me on?



Now let's move on to today's session...

While working in his groin region he begins to ask me if I can go farther in.  Farther in meant massaging his penis.
I tell him no.
He asks again and again and again.
I tell him no, no and no.

He tries one last time asking because it would help because of his injury.
I again tell him no.
And he says (I swear to God) really? You can't relieve the pressure? It would feel better if you relieved the pressure.  I bet it would.

I held back saying what I was thinking, that being, you can release the pressure yourself when I'm done.

I can't wait until next week to see what other excuses he'll come up with.